I saw this shirt on Digg…
…then I saw the following alternate, Asian version.
Heaven is where the police are Japanese, the chefs Iron, the mechanics Japanese, the lovers (South) Korean, and it is all organized by the Japanese. Hell is where the police are North Korean, the chefs North Korean, the mechanics North Korean, the lovers North Korean, and it is all organized by the North Koreans.
I have to admit…I think I like the second one better.