Monthly Archives: March 2009

Embarrassing?

I’ve been told that posting this video online should give me reason to be horribly embarrassed. I’ve actually been told by some that they were “embarrassed for (me).”

Strangely enough…I don’t feel embarrassed. Not even a little, really. Should I?

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Extended Silence

I’ve been preparing two messages and editing two sets, so I haven’t had time to blog.

HOWEVER, this was sent to me by a friend, and I had no choice but to share. Listen to the blistering that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown gets from Daniel Hannan, MEP of South Eas England:

KER-POW!

Kelli

Shari and I are so pumped about how Kelli’s senior shots turned out. Kelli is a student in our youth group, and it was a blast roaming all over Shreveport, laughing, and trying to force a serious face out of her every once in a blue moon. 😉

Thank you, Kelli! We love ya!

(there were more shots from Kelli’s shoot than I felt anyone would sift through on the blog, so you can see more HERE at my Flickr site)

Kelli wanted some shots with Shari, so we had a few duo pics…

I squeezed this one in of the wife before we called it a day. Loooovely, yeah?

Brett and Ashley

I can’t believe I haven’t blogged these two yet. I added their shots to Flickr several weeks ago, but lost a WordPress draft and somehow neglected to post them before last week’s media blackout.

So anyhoo, here are Brett and Ashley’s engagement shots. I’m really pumped about the upcoming bridals and wedding in the next few weeks. Thanks, guys!

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Congratulations…You’re Alive.

So how does it feel to have “narrowly” missed death?

That’s right…you should be thanking your Maker today for sweet, mildly-polluted air to breathe instead of being blasted into oblivion. Didn’t you know?

Armageddon

SMALL ASTEROID NARROWLY MISSES EARTH (New York Post)

A 200-foot wide asteroid zoomed past Earth today at an altitude of 40,000 miles – swerving far enough from our planet to avoid total destruction, officials said.

Dubbed 2009 DD45, the large rock was discovered only Friday by Australian astronomers.

The enormous asteroid narrowly avoided a collision with Earth at 8:44 EST, officials said.

Although 40,000 miles sounds like a safe distance, it’s only about one-seventh of the way to the moon and less than twice as far out as most satellites, astronomers said.

Had 2009 DD45 slammed down onto the Earth, it would have exploded with the force of a large nuclear blast somewhere in the Pacific Ocean west of Tahiti.

What I love is that last Friday, astronomers were peering through their telescopes and apparently not only started screaming like little girls, but forgot to tell the rest of us.

Then the thing zips by us, only missing us by a “little,” and they’re like, “Ha ha, yeah…so ROFL, guys. We’re still alive. No problem. Whew!”

But don’t worry…

Astronomers said the asteroid is likely to return for another series of near misses since it’s somehow drawn in by our planet’s gravity.

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I’m Still Waiting on the Future

When the original Star Trek aired, they used mind-blowing concepts to dazzle their audience. Everyone had personal communicators they carried around on their hips? They stored information on discs that were only the size of a brick? The walls had buttons that blinked everywhere?

Incredible.

Fast forward to 2009. We’re almost an entire decade into the millennium, and I must admit…I’m becoming really disappointed with “the future.” Remember 2001: A Space Odyssey? Well, I can’t say I actually “remember it,” considering that I wasn’t born at the time, but we’re supposed to be walking around and traveling between different spaceship communities! What happened to that?

Where are the Jetson’s air cars?

Why can’t we teleport? I don’t need to go to Mars; I just want to teleport across town and save gas!

Forget all of that stuff. I just want to have an Internet connection that is capable of streaming a high-def movie with NO lag, NO artifacts, NO stuttering, and NO sound compression to make it sound like poo poo in my headphones.

Oh, wait…that kind of Internet connection speed does exist…it just doesn’t exist in the United States. Were you even aware that we State-dwellers rank 15th among developed nations in average broadband speeds? Take a look at this article and this report concerning the issue.

Who is #1? Japan, clocking in at an average broadband speed of 63 MB per second, compared to the United States at 2.3 MB per second. Interpretation: Japan’s average broadband speed is roughly 30 TIMES FASTER than our own. So that you have some point of reference, a Japanese broadband subscriber might download a movie in two minutes that would take an average U.S. subscriber two hours to complete.

To add insult to injury, guess who is second? FRANCE (17 Mbps). Frickin’ France!

Who else is ahead of us? South Korea (49 Mbps), Finland (21 Mbps), and our northern neighbors, Canada (7 Mbps).

The FCC has tried to explain that we’re a more rural-based society than many of these countries (Japan and South Korea are have much denser populations to due their small land mass), and it’s hard to get a broadband penetration rate up in a market like Montana, where an adult man can ride around on a horse for hundreds of miles and pretend like he’s Wyatt Earp (without the fear of anyone watching and chastising him to act his age).

But wait…it gets worse. Not only are U.S. broadband speeds slower, but they’re also significantly more expensive per megabit. From the previously linked BusinessWeek article:

U.S. rates ranged from $2.83 to $38.41 in late 2007. Rates in Japan started as low as 13¢ for one megabit per second, while France, Sweden, Korea, Finland, Australia, and others all start off at lower prices than the U.S.

But why? Glad you asked…

Consumer advocacy groups blame what they see as a market with little competition. They say the ability of major telephone and cable operators, such as Verizon Communications (VZ), AT&T (T), Time Warner Cable (TWX), and Comcast (CMCSA), to dominate their markets without sharing their lines with rivals has kept out new competition, enabling the companies to keep prices high and investments in faster technologies low.

“All of these countries that are outpacing us have much more competitive broadband markets than we do,” says S. Derek Turner, research director at Free Press, a media policy group. “You don’t have the head-to-head competition like you do overseas where they have embraced open-access policies.”

In other words, companies like AT&T and Comcast don’t pursue technologies because AMERICAN CUSTOMERS ARE TOO SATISFIED WITH CRAP TECHNOLOGY TO DEMAND MORE FROM THEM.

What’s the point of great sites like Hulu and offerings like Netflix’s Watch Instantly features if you can’t watch high quality video over the Internet without it chopping up, rebuffering, and looking worse than VHS? This is supposed to be America, a leader in technological development, right?

Wrong.

Asian countries in particular have tended to instill more discipline and motivation into developing skill sets that include something much more valuable than impressing their drunken friends with a new dance move at a club downtown. Nations like Japan, South Korea, India, and China are going to lap us technologically and economically in the foreseeable future while we sit at home, watching NFL games and wondering why the rest of the world seems to no longer look to America for any inspiration.

No, this post does not have a coherent structure or a well-developed point. This is just mindless rambling that morphed into something that it was never supposed to be.

I’ve just been frustrated as of late to hear how Japanese markets have cell phones such as the INFOBAR 2, with which you can do the typical things like Email and texting, but also watch live television over their mandated 3G networks (read that again – they’ve dropped 2G entirely). This isn’t even really a feature to them; it’s common. This is all indicative of a bigger problem: Americans are becoming shallower and less motivated than we realize.

You might say, “Ryan, it’s only broadband speeds!” or, “I love my Blackberry/iPhone!” but the issue, in this case, isn’t really the issue. The difference in our broadband speeds and phone technologies indicates that we’re satisfied with less…

And when has America ever been satisfied with second-best?

Now.