Apparently, God is selling cocaine in Florida…
Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.
First of all, who would name their kid God? Don’t you think that kids already have enough trouble meeting their parents’ expectations?
Secondly, I thought “Luck” was God’s middle name…not “Lucky.”