Some chump named Sheldon Forest is trying to run for governor of Louisiana against Bobby Jindal, Walter Fatt-o, and that independent video poker gambling punk.
Bring Forest up in a conversation and you might get a “Huh?”, but I found this quote from Forest in an interview:
“I plan to put lookout towers and forts along the coast, like it used to be in the old days. Actually, it should be pretty fun to do this.”
Hey! That would be fun, wouldn’t it? You know what else would be fun? If we made Cajuns dress up as Native Americans and we pretend-shot them with cap guns.
Seriously, why do some of these people even try?